One day a preacher proudly announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program!"
"The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets".
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and thy mother," she asked,"Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill".